- “Daddy, how was I born?”
- “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  Then we sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other for a while, until your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  However, as soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
"You got Mail"
The inevitable question
The inevitable question
... hmmmm... the computer age has brought about a
lot of changes, hasn't it?