Albert Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
He would be 132 if he were alive today.(2011)
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner
married his cousin,
Elsa L÷wenthal, after his first
marriage dissolved in 1919
At the time he stated that he was attracted to
Elsa because she was so
well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women
large breasts, the attraction is even stronger
if there is a DNA Connection.
This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of
"Relative Titty"

Oh, quit groaning!
I don't write this shit, I receive it from my
warped friends and then post it here for you.

After all, it beats the political crap.

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