The pink penis
There was an art exhibition in London, were an eldery couple was standing in front of a painting of 3 black, naked men sitting on a bench.The artist who passed by, could see that the couple was dicussing the painting, so he went over to them, presented himself and asked if he could be of any assistance.
-"Well," said the man, "we do not understand why the negro in the middle has a pink penis!"
-"No,no!" the artist said, "You have misunderstood my painting. The man in the middle has been home for lunch... the three men are Irish coalminers."
A Polish immigrant in the US went to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."