10. You remind me so much of a very beautiful girl I used to date.
11. Hi!… before we start conversing…what do you like for breakfast?
12. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
13. Come on… you can't get pregnant again.
14. What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
15. You look very pretty… and I've had just one drink tonight.
16. Excuse me, do you live around here often?
17. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
18. Hey!... somebody farted!... Let's get the hell out of here.
19. Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
20. Would you like to see me naked ?
21. Would you like to join me in the Bahamas next week?
22. Hi!… I know you! You were Miss Europe last year, weren't you?
23. Wow!….. are those real?
24. Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
25. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
26. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
27. You know how they say skin is the largest organ?… not in my case baby.
28. Hi!.. I saw you here last week.. and I think about you when I masturbate.
29. Hi!… You'll do.
30. Nice to meet you, I'm Oscar and you are... gorgeous!
31. Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
32. Oscar: -" Tickle your ass with a feather?" She: - " What?!"
Oscar: - "Excuse me?… I just said… particular nice weather."
33. What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
34. I've got an itch honey… lower… lower… ahhh.
35. I have only three months to live...
36. Hi there.. I suffer from amnesia… do I come here often?
37. Want to see my stamp collection?
38. Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
39. I'd marry your cat just to get close to you.
40. You don't give head to strangers?… well then, allow me to introduce myself.
41. What did you say?… Oh… I thought you were talking to me.
42. So… what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
43. Is that your boyfriend over there!?… well, I think you can do better than that!
44. Wow!
45. Hey! I like your shoes! Do you like mine?
46. You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.
47. Waiting to be picked up?
48. If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want… right now!
49. Would you like to be in movies?
50. Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. (Then he touches her nose and says BEEP!.)
51. Don't you know me from somewhere?
52. Chicks dig me…. I wear coloured underwear.
53. Here's your chance to get to know me.. I'm a very horny man looking for a good time.
54. Wow!.. you're beautiful.. I just had to come over and tell you that.
55. Hi!... I'm not just an interesting person.. I'm good in bed too.
56. So there you are!… I've been looking all over for you.
57. May I have the distinguished honour and privilege of sitting next to you?
58. I am very, very lonely tonight, and I was wondering...
59. Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
60. I Like the look of your crotch.
61. I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
62. I've never done this before but I feel like we were meant for each other.
63. I'm sure you didn't mean to turn me on with your big lovely tits, but it's too late now!
64. Do you believe in one night stands?
65. With one touch I can make you make noise only dogs can hear!
66. Wow!… your boobies are almost as big as my moms.
67. My name is Oscar, but my friends call me dick… like to know why?
68. They don't call me the Nordic Stallion for nothing.
69. Have you ever seen a giant sequoia?
70. Well… erections like those I have don't grow on trees you know.
71. Hi!… my name is Oscar.. and I'm going to rape you!… Just kidding, what's your name?
72. Can you say "Constantinople" backwards?.. No?.. Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
73. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
74. I'm not wearing any underwear...are you?
75. Hi!.. my name is Oscar… could I touch your butt?
76. If you had six nipples and a wet nose you'd be as good as my dog.
77. Hi!… I haven't gotten any in 2 years.. what about you?
Here are 77 pick-up lines which my buddy Oscar claims to be golden ones, working any time anywhere. "But", he adds, "such phrases must of course be uttered with proper charm, elegance and consideration." Well, I have seen him getting a proper smack in the face from time to time, but I must agree... he's good at it :-) Now you go out there and try a few of them, and let me hear how you're doing!
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1. Nice boobs!… mind if I feel them?
2. (Grabs her butt and says) -"Pardon me… is this seat taken?"
3. Nice tits!… what colour are your nipples?"
4. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
5. Hi there… my name is Oscar… how do you like me so far?
6. Hi, my name is Oscar, I'm a nice friendly person… I'm free tonight.
7. My name's Oscar. That's so you know what to scream tonight
8. Bond….. James Oscar Bond.
9. Hey!… it's you isn't it?… wow!.. you look great with clothes on as well!
