This one is just
The motor bike story
This guy pushed his motorcycle from the patio into his living room, where he began to clean the engine with some rags and a bowl of gasoline, all in the comfort of his own home. When he finished, he sat on the motorcycle and decided to give his bike a quick start and make sure everything was still OK. Unfortunately, the bike started in gear, and crashed through the glass patio door with him still
clinging to the handlebars.
His wife had been working in the kitchen. She came running at the
fearful sound, and found him crumpled on the patio, badly cut from the
shards of broken glass. She called 911, and the paramedics carried
the unfortunate man to the Emergency Room.
Later that afternoon, after many stitches had pulled her husband
back together, the wife brought him home and put him to bed. She
cleaned up the mess in the living room, and dumped the bowl of
gasoline in the toilet.
Shortly thereafter, her husband woke up, lit a cigarette, and went
into the bathroom for a much-needed relief break. He sat down and
tossed the cigarette into the toilet, which promptly exploded because
the wife had not flushed the gasoline away. The explosion blew the man
through the bathroom door.
The wife heard a loud explosion and the terrible sound of her
husband's screams. She ran into the hall and found her husband
lying on the floor with his trousers blown away and burns on
his buttocks. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an
The same two paramedics were dispatched to the scene. They
loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the
street. One of them asked the wife how the injury had occurred. When
she told them, they began laughing so hard that they dropped the
stretcher, and broke the guy's collarbone.
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