- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Hmmm?... looks to me to do backstrokes sir.
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir... the spider on the breadroll will catch it.
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir... that's a cockroach... the fly is on your steak.
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir... or they'll all be asking for one.
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK sir... there's no extra charge!
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Force of habit sir... our chef used to be a tailor.
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Couldn't be sir... the cook used them all in the raisin bread.
- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir... I thought I had removed them all
- Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!
Then we've served you too much soup... the fly should be wading.
- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir... it's the boiling hot water that kills them.
- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Ah... well sir... it's fly soup sir!
- Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes sir... this time of the year, there are hardly flies around.
- Hey!...waiter!... you have your thumb in my soup!
Don't worry sir... it's not that hot!
- Hey waiter!.. what the hell!... you have your thumb on my steak?
Yes sir... just to prevent it from falling on the floor again sir."
You have certainly all come across one of the " there's a fly in my soup" jokes.
Well, here are all the one s I have collected.
Well, here are all the one s I have collected.
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... and for good measure, I'll throw in a couple of other waiter jokes as well.
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